wallnuts

Small, dried balls of turd that hang off the butthole hairs.

"Whoa, I need a shower... I've gotta wash off some crusty wallnuts"

wallnuts by WingNut November 7, 2008

Wallnuts

Synonym for Republicans. After the endorsement of Donald Trump's quixotic wall into the official Republican platform, the Republicans have all collectively and inadvertently become Wallnuts

Donald J. Trump is the new leader of the Republicans or as my kids call them, Wallnuts.

Wallnuts by Underdoggie July 12, 2016

wallnuts

Small, dried balls of turd that hang off the butthole hairs.

"Whoa, I need a shower... I've gotta wash off some crusty wallnuts"

wallnuts by WingNut November 6, 2008

wallnuts

the art of holding ejactulation long enough in doggie style position until the male pulls out and shoots ejaculate over his partner and above the headboard on to the wall.

"I think it's time for you to paint your bedroom, there are numerous wallnuts above your headboard".

wallnuts by Mike Oxlongerest April 2, 2011

Winter Wallnuts 

The inexplainable shrivelled shape a male scrotum achieves when subjected to freezing temperatures.

"It's so cold today, my bollocks have turned into Winter Wallnuts!"

Winter Wallnuts by TheAlanFella November 5, 2008

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells

Grapes Melons Oranges and Coconut Shells.

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!

Verse 1
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!

DK
Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells by ItSeemsToday September 3, 2019

walrus' walnuts 

Being exceptional and successful, being at the top of your game, being all that and a bag of chips, being hot shit on a silver platter.

After scoring that big promotion at the office, Trevor got all puffed up and thought he was the walrus' walnuts.

walrus' walnuts by giraffe-o October 12, 2012