humpsy 

A dog that humps things more than a normal dog would.

Joe just got a new dog. That thing's quite humpsy.

humpsy by BrandonBrandon September 18, 2006

Humpster Fire 

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

Humpster Fire by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021

Humpy the teenage pig

This refers to a promiscuous, nondescerning teenager.

Humpy the teenage pig had trysts with the entire neighborhood.

Humpy the teenage pig by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Humpty's Revenge 

When a tornado is so strong that an egg is capable of being shot through a brick wall. Mentioned by Dale Gribble in the 'King of the Hill' television show

"man, the weather girl says we gonna see some mad tornadoes tonight! I'm talkin' Humpty's Revenge an' shit."

Humpty's Revenge by OnewithaTree November 9, 2012

Humpy Hank

A Tumblr phenomenon of making youtube vlogbrother Hank Green hump things from a video in which he humped google

Nerdfighter 1: Hey did you see my humpy hank?

Nerdfighter 2: Which one?

Nerdfighter 1: I made him hump the TARDIS

Humpy Hank by Phobic Chick June 1, 2011

Humpty Dance 

Its when you limp to the side like your leg was broken shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'. No two people will do it the same. You got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump.

Yo step off, I'm doin my hump.

Humpty Dance by ManicHispanic October 5, 2004

humpty dump 

Noun. A low-grade bordello; a cheap whorehouse.

"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."

humpty dump by Twathenge April 10, 2006