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humpdy dumpdy 

He was an egg that used to be alive! yeah its true coz theres even a song about him init!
Humpdy Dumpdy sat on a wall
Humpdy Dumpdy had a great fall
All The Kings Horses
And all The Kings Men
Couldnt put Humpdy together again
humpdy dumpdy by Ganjiman March 16, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch

humpdy dumpdy 

Humpdy dumpdy also includes standing upright while doing a girl up da butt and spinning around in cirlces while falling down and ejaculation occurs in the ass
The popped his left nut while giving a humpdy dumpy to A fine ass bitch
humpdy dumpdy by Bert Goo2 March 28, 2003

humpdy dumpdy 

somewhat of a doggystyle position but whips and candy canes are involved
that bitch gives the best humpdy dumpdys around!
humpdy dumpdy by bert goo March 20, 2003

Humpty dumpty 

A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball
Humpty dumpty by Enter August 22, 2017

humpty dumpty hands 

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks
Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

dense humpty dumpty 

another term for the magnificent clive palmer who occasionally goes by mr.palmer.
clive palmer is simultaneously the biggest dense humpty dumpty and fatty mcfuckhead known to man
dense humpty dumpty by vapidkourt October 7, 2019

humpty-dumpty-do-able 

an attractive female that you would like to give your love nectar to.
look at molly she sure is humpty-dumpty-do-able
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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