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Being sexually aroused around chickpeas, specifically hummus.
Connor is hummusexual, he likes to bathe in a bathtub full of hummus whilst jerking off with it
by jewmoney808 April 16, 2016
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A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex.
Chris refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out, buying hummus on his way home. I suspect that he's a hummusexual.
by amirfekr November 13, 2015
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A hummusexual is a person who spreads hummus on his willy and then gets sucked off.

Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce
Shlomo declared his hummusexual nature by dipping his dong in the hummus and then going upstairs with Rebecca.

The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.
by scodder May 01, 2010
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A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex with members of either sex.
Mike refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out buying hummus on his way home. I think he must be a hummusexual.
by amirfekr November 13, 2015
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