Hummusexual
Hummusexual by jewmoney808 April 16, 2016
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Hummusexual
'Noun' pronounced 'hummus-sexual'.
A degrading description of that shit cunt mate that thinks hummus compliments every fucking food group, the simple fact they endorse it and are so queer about it that even gay people call them faggots..
A degrading description of that shit cunt mate that thinks hummus compliments every fucking food group, the simple fact they endorse it and are so queer about it that even gay people call them faggots..
" oi jeff ya fuckin ass clown, no cunt here wants to dip chips in ya shitcunt chickpea cum.. go get some french onion dip ya fuckin hummusexual!!"
Hummusexual by R Cavallaro March 13, 2020
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Chris refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out, buying hummus on his way home. I suspect that he's a hummusexual.
hummusexual by amirfekr November 13, 2015
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A hummusexual is a person who spreads hummus on his willy and then gets sucked off.
Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce
Especially inspiring with a dash of hot sauce
Shlomo declared his hummusexual nature by dipping his dong in the hummus and then going upstairs with Rebecca.
The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.
The moans and slurping sounds were awesome.
hummusexual by scodder May 1, 2010
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Mike refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out buying hummus on his way home. I think he must be a hummusexual.
hummusexual by amirfekr November 13, 2015
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hemmosexual by thelinzz June 22, 2014
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GREG: Bobby.
BOBBY: What.
GREG: Did you know that Sharon Cox married Peter Eaton, and now her name is Sharon Eaton-Cox?
BOBBY: Greg, you're such a humorsexual.
GREG: I'm not a homosexual! I fucked Marsha!
BOBBY: No, I said a Humor Sexual.
GREG: Oh. Yep, sure am!
BOBBY: What.
GREG: Did you know that Sharon Cox married Peter Eaton, and now her name is Sharon Eaton-Cox?
BOBBY: Greg, you're such a humorsexual.
GREG: I'm not a homosexual! I fucked Marsha!
BOBBY: No, I said a Humor Sexual.
GREG: Oh. Yep, sure am!
humorsexual by Peter Fuller June 18, 2006
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