amirfekr's definitions

hummusexual

A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex with members of either sex.

Mike refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out buying hummus on his way home. I think he must be a hummusexual.

by amirfekr November 13, 2015

hummusexual

A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex.

Chris refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out, buying hummus on his way home. I suspect that he's a hummusexual.

by amirfekr November 13, 2015