huminate

To relate with other humans.

I've been so lonely that I need to huminate with other peeps.

by Wendy W. December 22, 2010

heminate

(v) To prematurely press enter on a Tweet before completing the sentence, most often resulting in other Twitter users finishing the sentence by retweeting. The coinage comes from journalist Mark Hemingway, who had prematurely pressed enter on a tweet starting "We."

I heminated and now everyone's retweeting the abbreviated sentence. Hopefully it doesn't wind up in urban dictionary.

by philolojest October 31, 2011

humanatee

A special breed of enormous, lazy bureaucrat resembling a manatee. Natural habitat include desks, strained office chairs, office buffets, and the Oprah show.

That bitch wouldn't even get off her fat ass to fetch me my pay stub. Oh the humanatee!

by humanatee December 15, 2009

Humanatee

a woman who is severly overweight and wearing skippy clothing eating a double whopper at burger king.

Hope you dont see one

by Emerson Falcon March 24, 2005

humanatee

A mutant hybrid; a man bred with a manatee.
A creature with a strong sexual appetite.

The humanatee escaped from the zoo and tried to have sexual relations with me.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003