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A
special
breed of enormous,
lazy
bureaucrat resembling a manatee. Natural habitat include desks, strained office chairs, office buffets, and the
Oprah
show.
That bitch wouldn't
even
get off her
fat ass
to
fetch
me my pay stub. Oh the humanatee!
humanatee
by
humanatee
December 15, 2009
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