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humanatee 

A special breed of enormous, lazy bureaucrat resembling a manatee. Natural habitat include desks, strained office chairs, office buffets, and the Oprah show.
That bitch wouldn't even get off her fat ass to fetch me my pay stub. Oh the humanatee!
humanatee by humanatee December 15, 2009
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Humanatee 

a woman who is severly overweight and wearing skippy clothing eating a double whopper at burger king.
Hope you dont see one
Humanatee by Emerson Falcon March 24, 2005

humanatee 

A mutant hybrid; a man bred with a manatee.
A creature with a strong sexual appetite.
The humanatee escaped from the zoo and tried to have sexual relations with me.
humanatee by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Esprit D'Humanité 

The feeling one gets when playing Cards Against Humanity. When the card you drew would have been perfect for the round you just played.
Goddamnit! I just drew "The Holocaust"! That would have been perfect for that last card! Such Esprit D'Humanité! - Disgruntled Cards Against Humanity player.
Esprit D'Humanité by Dr Johnsoñ January 27, 2014

Crime against Humanities 

1. A work of literature, art, philosophy, or other discipline that is covered in the study of Humanities that is detrimental to human society and culture.

2. The actual element of the aforementioned work that makes it detrimental to human society.
1. Dude, I just read Twilight, and it didn't just suck, it was a Crime against Humanities.

2. The way her irresponsible writing glorifies horrible relationships is definately a Crime against Humanities.

Hugemanatee 

A big retarded fat dude who thinks he has 10% body fat & talks about fitness inspiration & humanity. He also goes around talking loud in the city by crackhouses.
Did you see that hugemanatee in the gym using chains on the smith machine?
Hugemanatee by Dolan duckening October 14, 2018

huminate 

To relate with other humans.
I've been so lonely that I need to huminate with other peeps.
huminate by Wendy W. December 22, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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