Humider

More humid that’s it and that’s all. Not to be confused with Humidor.

Wow it sure is humider today!

by coolkidsscience July 17, 2023

humidex

The humidex is a computed value combining the temperature and humidity into one number. It is used to describe how hot or humid weather feels to the average person.

The number is only significant over 30 degrees celcius.

Essentially, on a really hot day, when there's signicant humidity, it generally feels way hotter than the actual temperature.

Holy crap, the humidex just hit fucking 40!!! It's too fucking hot to exist today!

(for those who live south of the border of Canada and the USA, 40 degrees celcius is actually 104 degree fahrenheit)

by Gerard B. May 31, 2006

Dutch Humidor

n. Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Humidor occurs when one farts in a shower equipped with a shower door. The resulting odor, magnified by the humid shower steam and enclosed area, stays pungent for a much longer period of time, similar to that of a cigar staying fresher longer in a humidor.

Unbeknownst to Emily, the combination of the previous night's draft beer and chili created the perfect Dutch Humidor for Bill as he showered in the morning. She was nearly knocked unconscious when it was her turn to shower.

by Roman Hoss September 14, 2008

humidor

An airtight container for keeping tobacco or cigars moist.

My grandpa puts his tobacco in a humidor.

by Tingle Likes Rupees September 22, 2013

Chocolate Humidor

The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.

Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."

by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017

Hamidere

The word hamidere comes from;
Hamilton being a yandere, this comes from a line in his song `You'll be back` where he goes
`I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love` this is clearly a yandere act.

(cough cough dont take this seriously cough cough

Person 1; Did you listen to Hamilton's song `You'll be back`?
Person 2; Yeah I did, but the line `I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love` kind of creeps me out..
Both; Wait.. Hamilton is a yandere, which makes him a Hamidere!

by YouBloodyWeeb October 6, 2018

Hamidere

Hamilton, but a yandere, this comes from the song
You'll be back

where he says

I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love

amelia was here ,w,

Person 1; Did you hear hamiltons song `You'll be back`
Person 2; Yeah I did but its a bit creepy how he says `I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love`

Both; Hamilton plus a yandere? Hamidere.

by YouBloodyWeeb October 6, 2018