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A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.
Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”
Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”
Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”
by Splarch February 12, 2023
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