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hoedigger 

Hoedigger; hoh-dig-er

1) A man who searches for a woman that's easily accessible, and easily bedded; i.e. whether through intoxication, or revealing dress-sense, or behavioural mannerisms pertaining to easy access, or any other form of an exclusive declaration of looseness.

2) The male equivalent of the golddigger, but with a different form of currency and less need for class and sophistication.
A: Those guys are always on the pull, and always with the skankiest chicks.
B: That's coz they're hoediggers.
hoedigger by Violi June 28, 2010

Hogpen Humdinger 

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.
Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!
Small creatures in Halo that are the Flood. Used to refer to them.
Holy turkey, there's a lot of humjingers.
humjinger by bOb_the Definer March 9, 2005

humdinger 

Dan had a humdinger of a penis.
humdinger by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

bumdigger 

The act of digging in ones anus in search of goodies.
Joe is such a bumdigger, I wonder what he's looking for.
bumdigger by RGMichael April 18, 2011

Humdinger Speedbag

Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.
My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!
Humdinger Speedbag by G-manicus September 15, 2010