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Hogpen Humdinger 

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.
Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!
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humdinger 

Dan had a humdinger of a penis.
humdinger by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

hamdodger 

Abe can't make it, it's the high holidays and he's a hamdodger.
hamdodger by C.H. #23 May 29, 2008

Humdinger Speedbag

Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.
My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!
Humdinger Speedbag by G-manicus September 15, 2010

Blibbering Humdinger 

A clever, yet elusive magical beast known to write witty songs that poke fun at wizards.
"OOOO Look! It's a blibbering humdinger!" - Luna Lovegood
Thoroughly inebriated after excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Man, I was totally hamdogged last night!
hamdogged by Cazzy March 6, 2007