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Pizza human day 

Eat a slice of pizza in honour of someone who looks like a pizza.
I ate a pizza for pizza human day in honour of milly
Pizza human day by Crazysmiggler October 16, 2019

Beat A Human Day

October 28th is National Beat A Human Day, you can beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.
Furry 1: "Hey, you know what day it is?"
Person 1: "What day is it?"
Furry 1: "National Beat A Human Day!"
Person 1 runs away.
Beat A Human Day by OceanRequiem October 31, 2021

Beat a Human Day

On November 29th, Every furry beaten up on Beat a Furry DAy gets to beat up humans that beat up furries on Beat a Furry Day, and the humans CAN'T fight back.
I just beat up Billy because it's Beat a Human Day UwU
Beat a Human Day by KeyboardRaindow November 27, 2021

World human day 

December 8th.
World human day is a holiday where us humans celebrate our very existence. It was brought up that there is no day celebrating humans themselves, even though there is things such as “slap ass day”.
World human day by World human day December 8, 2024

Hug a human day 

Hug a person day is when any girl can hug their crush, boy, girl, BF, GF, stranger, or anyone else through out the day at anytime.
Peppa hugged George because it was national hug a human day.

Beat Up A human day

Vice versa for beat a furry day and happen to be on December 15th
It's beat up a human day, little Timmy
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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