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hulu and commit 

antonym of "netflix and chill", where one person proposes to another person to marry with hulu in the background at the wedding.
Guy: "Allison, will you take this to the next level and hulu and commit with me?
Girl: "Oh yes Adam, I will! I am ready to move on from netflix and chilling with all these guys"
Guy: "I thought I was the only guy..?"
Girl: "Um.."
hulu and commit by miniviking December 1, 2015
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hulu and commit 

When you find a person you plan to stay with and binge watch a series together till your eyes hurt. Just one more season, sleep is for the weak.
We have a lot to catch up on let's just hulu and commit tonight dear....
hulu and commit by Darkceltic December 4, 2015

hulu and commitment

When you want more than just "Netflix and chill" in a relationship.
Nick: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Rene: I'm looking for something more serious. I wanna Hulu and commitment
hulu and commitment by Nicksass November 28, 2015

Hulu and Commitment

Like Netflix and Chill, but for couples who are looking for something a little more serious than just a quick booty call.
I like Alma, she isn't Netflix and Chill material, she is Hulu and Commitment status.

hulu and commitment

Opposite of "Netflix and Chill" used to describe a lasting relationship without sex every night with netflix on in the back
Bruh. Did yall Netlix and Chill?
Nah. We doing that thing called Hulu and Commitment
hulu and commitment by Swoglee December 20, 2015

hulu and commitment

A play on the standard hookup phrase "Netflix and chill," this update is for those looking to binge watch tv shows with another person while in a relationship.
Person A: hey, you wanna Netflix and chill?
Person B: I think we might be ready for Hulu and commitment ;)
Word of the Day on November 7, 2015

hulu and commitment

As opposed to the casual nature of "netflix and chill," "hulu and commitment" is a modern marriage proposal, and the suggestion should be accompanied by a ring. A plastic ring from a gumball machine is sufficient.
A: We've been netflix and chillin' for the past two years, and I want to know if you're ready to hulu and commitment with me? (presents plastic eyeball ring)
B: ZOMG, WTF?!?!?!?! Word!
hulu and commitment by Xenu2001 January 10, 2016
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