hulksmash 

Over the top, unnecessary violence.

Don't make me HULKSMASH you!

hulksmash by Gary king boy January 11, 2008

Alabama Hulk Smash 

The art of inserting your left hand into your partner's (preferably a woman) anus, and your right into her vaginal cavity. You then lift her up into the air, and whilst you yell "HULK SMASH!", violently throwing her to the ground. This provides intence pleasure for both partners.

Guy 1:"Dude, I had the best time last night with Michelle."
Guy 2:"Cleveland steamroller?"
Guy 1:"Nah. Alabama Hulk Smash."

Alabama Hulk Smash by Lin Min Yeng June 9, 2015

HULK SMASH 

1. A common utterance attributed to the Marvel Comics shapechanger Bruce Banner a.k.a. the Incredible Hulk. Generally(see: always) heard when Banner is angered and has transformed into the aforementioned destructive green giant.
2. A rousing ejaculation emitted before summarily destroying everything and everyone in sight.

1. Rabbits make Hulk angry. HULK SMASH!!!
2. Capt McKeifus, upon recieving a pizza laden with anchovies:"I hate anchovies!!!"
Mr Furam:"Chill out dude pick em off!"
Capt McKeifus:"HULK SMASH!!! *destroys the pizzeria, or orders a new pizza*

HULK SMASH by mckeifus April 28, 2007

Hulkmas 

The date at which the Great Orange God Terry Bollea aka Hulk Hogan was born on. Hulkmas is celebrated August 11th of each year.

I had a Merry Hulkmas by watching 'Three Ninjas : High Noon at Mega Mountain' this year.

Hulkmas by The Huckster August 17, 2006

Hulk Smash 

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.

Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.

Hulk Smash by Guns of Belgium December 15, 2008

Hulk Smash!!!

When one (a man) has not been able to lay his salty foundations upon a lady for a lengthy period of time thus making his sack very large, resembling one green angry monster, the Hulk. When he eventually manages to release the beast upon a lady he smashes her all over the place, thus like the Hulk, hence the phrase 'Hulk Smash!!!'

Hulk Smash!!! = Releasing the beast within


Phil- 'How did it go last night?
Daz- ' Mate its been so long I just went wild and Hulk Smashed her all over the place'
Phil- 'Good lad!!!'

Hulk Smash!!! by Phil Ireland August 24, 2008

The Hulk Smash 

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.

Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.

The Hulk Smash by The_Prophet December 15, 2008