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Huddersfield Town 

A small club from Kirklees surrounded by larger, more successful clubs like Bradford, Leeds and Halifax. Thought they were the dogs bollox (pun not intended) when they spent two years being whipping boys in the Premier League. Unfortunately, most of the glory boys have buggered off and now all you hear is singing about the afore mentioned bigger clubs in their sparsely populated ground and they watch the out of towners kick the bag of wind into their goal several times a game.
"Fookin ell Huddersfield Town really are shit aren't they? Time to start singing about the Bratfud bottlers and L666ds imploding again, OOOOERRR to be a Terrier!"
"Nah Relax mate, let's just go find some cocker spaniel porn and rub one out."
Huddersfield Town by SpursRShit June 26, 2023

Huddersfield 

Huddersfield is a large Mill Town in the West Yorkshire area of 'The North' affectionately known as 'Uddersfield' by the locals, the Town served as the Capital of Yorkshire during its seventeen year breakaway from the rest of the United Kingdom in 1848-1865

The largest and greatest area of Huddersfield was Lindley until it was discovered that Lindley had been moved to Bradford in the back of a Ford Transit van.

The town of Huddersfield lies in the Colne Valley, where the surrounding hills give an excellent view of the permanent yellow smog that hangs over the town.
To the east lie the tourist attractions of the ICI complex, the shopping complexes and Leeds Road, the main escape route out of Huddersfield.

The approach to Huddersfield in all directions is lined by a selection of everything's-a-pound shops, Netto, Lidl, and derelict buildings.

There is also a new Lidl store that offers a wide variety of biologically damaging foodstuffs imported from former states of the USSR.
You know that Jamie McCombe that wrote one of the definitions slagging off Huddersfield? Well he's a central defender for Huddersfield Town now, so shove that up your arse Lincoln
Huddersfield by CJR1994 July 11, 2011

Jamie hudderson 

An anonymous Instagram account used for "inside man business". Nobody knows who is behind this account or who he works for. If you ever come across him, refer to him as your commanding officer - or bad things happen.
"Jamie hudderson text me yesterday, I called him a bitch.. My Intire family is dead now."
Jamie hudderson by Hudderson waters December 17, 2019
You are such a hudder how did you mess up!
hudder by Otter's totter July 6, 2019

Huddersfieldian

So where are you from?
"Huddersfield"
Are so you're a Huddersfieldian then?
"Yup" :)
Huddersfieldian by Dave199191 December 16, 2010

Huddersfield 

The biggest and best town in Britain who did NOT pay the referee to let them beat Lincoln in the 2003 - 2004 football season. Won promotion in Cardiff to League One on May 31st 2004, beating Mansfield 4 - 1 on penalties.
And Huddersfield have won promotion here in Cardiff!
Huddersfield by Htafc_lass October 28, 2004
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