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Huberous Reptillian 

An asshole that induces and feeds off of your negative emotions than you spit on this asshole because of asshole doing this to you and making you feel like absolute shit throughout the day from the feeding off of the negative emotions "ALL DAY" another tool word, than ignorant asshole doesn't know what's up with you or why you spit on this asshole in the first place.
Hey I'm just going to latch onto your spinal cord in the 4th dimension and scum suck negative emotions from you all day because your a lesser being. And now that you have spit on me I feel inferior/superior another Reptillian characteristic.. and now I am going to react immaturely and make this lesser being brain dead, send him to hell and turn him from a Man into a Grey. I am fucking awesome right? I have to be I am a Reptillian.. NOT! Huberous Reptillian
Huberous Reptillian by It 1111 November 7, 2013
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Hubertus 

Bavarian origin, he is the Protector of the hunters for the German speaking people. A Hubertus is known to be tall, handsome and dark haired. Also, a very kind person in nature. Due to his origin, he is an expert with weapons and a superb Marksman. If you ever find yourself in a bad situation (like a bank robbery) you will be blessed when a Hubertus is close. When approached by a Hubertus, let him know you come in peace. Say; „Hubertus, thank you for your service“ then lead him to some beautiful girls because he is a protector.
Ashley: Yesterday I met a Hubertus!
Katharine: Damn girl, you got yourself a fine ass protector!
Hubertus by ElGobo January 19, 2019
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humerous 

Misspelling of the word "humorous" (USA) or "Humourous" (UK).
Lauren should have found Urbandictionary.com humorous, instead she called it humerous. Random British bloke found this humourous!
humerous by JBWB March 31, 2008

Hubertus 

A Person which is beloved by everyone, but Not a homosexual, ladiekiller
He is such a hubertus, i Just Love him
Hubertus by USSintre5th January 2, 2017

hubertus 

One really nice guy, one who is always there for his friends and family. Usually also a great actor and womanizer.

Every male counterpart is jealous.
GIRL: WOW that guy is such a hubertus !!!
BOY: Well if you like him then go fuck him…I am out !
hubertus by SAVAGE_poolparty May 30, 2017

humerous 

Funny, like barbarian shamans discussing definitions.
Mosh thinks Kheth is humerous.
humerous by Moshea January 26, 2004

Hubertus 

Guys called Hubertus are tall, handsome, probably have dark hair and beautiful eyes. Their interest can range quite a lot but once they find something interesting they are truly fascinated. Although they are really strong and seem intimidating they have a truly kind heart and probably have a hidden artistic talent like music. They are always there for their friends, family or even a complete stranger. If they feel strongly towards you they will probably be pretty straightforward.A truly amazing person blessed by God and loyal to the grave.
Ah damn hubertus has another question.
He must be really interested in this topic.
Hubertus by Angel_of_music September 2, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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