hubbart 

A fat hungry bitch who won't let you eat in here math classroom cuz she can't.

Sometimes shes nice to you and can be cool

You eating : These are really good!

Hubbart: stop eating or I'll right you up and throw it in the trash!(when you're gone I'll eat it

hubbart by ATACOLOVINGGUY March 2, 2017

Hubbard, L. Ron 

Started the retarded scientology movement. A con-artist who very much deserves to have his dick cut off by papercuts.

What a jackass..............

Hubbard, L. Ron by hahahahahahahahaha September 4, 2005

L. Ron Hubbard

Quite possibly, the greatest conman ever. See Scientology

Why Mister Tom Cruise, the evil aliens are attacking your brain. Give me the Porsche 928 from Risky Business and I'll see what I can do.

L. Ron Hubbard by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

L. Ron Hubbard

The greatest con man on the face of the earth. Founder of scientology, a religion based on donating money to gain eternal happiness. As much bullcrap as this really is, millions of people all over the world already belong to this scam, makin Mr. Hubbard a very rich man. It is completly pointless to hate L. Ron Hubbard for scamming so much people; instead, hate all those dumbass Americans (such as John Travolta, Tom Cruise, etc) for falling victims to the most idiotic yet successful scam ever. Fuck it, they deserve to get conned for being such idiots and actually believing that an alien name Xenu ruled the galaxy over 65 million years ago.

L. Ron Hubbard is the greatest con man in the world thanks to all of his idiot followers. My role model, ladies and gentlemen.

L. Ron Hubbard by Sneaky Mexican December 28, 2005

L. Ron Hubbard

a satanic religious pimp who was quoted as saying''If you ever want to make a whole lot of money, start your own religion'', straight up.

You are the enlightened beings,Im so proud you all have ''cleared'' all these obstacles. After all this world is all about the spiritually elite, said L.Ron Hubbard, the satanic pimp.

L. Ron Hubbard by Micah68 July 29, 2005

L. Ron Hubbard

Conartist that wants ppl to believe that they're infested by evil alien souls, and that should pat big money to have them kept at bay... luckily, only desperate/gullible losers and retarded celebrities believe him.

Deserves to have his dick cut off by papercuts.

"oops i failed my math test... hmm what would L. Ron Hubbard say?"
*points at sky*
"DAMN YOU XENU!!! DAAAMMMNNNNN YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!"

L. Ron Hubbard by hahahahahahahahaha September 4, 2005

L Ron Hubbard 

The man who proved that no matter what non-sense you add to a religion, people are going to believe it.

A science fiction author who invented a religion involving books containing much of the same nonsense as his earlier science fiction novels, except that people believe it.

An author who has written many books - none of which should be taken seriously, but which people accept religiously.

L Ron Hubbard told us - it must be true!

L Ron Hubbard by Mr Texas I August 1, 2010