how, hi are you

something adults who used to be stoners when they were teens will say to you when you are more stoned than sisyphus

slater: hey teach
teacher: how, hi are you?
slater: ohh mann that’s fuckedd upppppo

how, hi are you by reggaemani42069 May 20, 2026

hi how are you 

A word to say to someone who you first meet. Your also trying to be nice and friendly, but your just actually toxic as hell and your gonna make them go to depressed as everyone else that you did.

me: hi how are you
???: hi! im ok :)
me: didnt you read the urban dictionary?
???: oh no..

hi how are you by im smart as ashley February 17, 2021

Hi, how are you today 

Like if your doing good, dislike if your not doing so well

Hi, how are you today boss. Good Jimmy.

Hi, how are you today by JéŝùśCĥŕïŝt April 15, 2021

Hi, how are you? 

Can be a nice thing to say if you say it to a friend or a loved one, but inappropriate if you say in response to a police officer that asks you how high are you?

Police officer: How high are you?
Some random idiot: No officer, you're wrong! It's Hi, how are you?

Hi, how are you? by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019