hourani
An imbecile who is the definition of a waste of sperm. Houranis typically date little chinese tribe girls. They get horny at the slightest touch.
hourani by leohourani November 16, 2023
Leo hourani
The soon to be best footballer in the world. Son of kylian mbappe and daughter of negroid. He eats footballs and keeps dick in his ass all the time since hes a girl/guy
Leo hourani by Dirty Nazeer November 16, 2023
Horanical
Horanical by Dan-Rides-Bikes September 21, 2006
Kaguya Houraisan
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Kaguya Houraisan (the best character ever) (蓬莱山 輝夜 Houraisan Kaguya) is an immortal Lunarian who was once a princess of the Lunarians of the Lunar Capital on the Moon. She had Eirin Yagokoro create the Hourai Elixir with the help of Kaguya's power to control eternity which lead to her being exiled to Earth. After liking her life on Earth, she and Eirin choose to not go back to the Lunar Capital and resided for thousands of years in Eientei within the Bamboo Forest of the Lost that is now in Gensokyo. Kaguya first appeared as the true Stage 6 boss and one of the main antagonists of Imperishable Night.
Kaguya Houraisan (the best character ever) (蓬莱山 輝夜 Houraisan Kaguya) is an immortal Lunarian who was once a princess of the Lunarians of the Lunar Capital on the Moon. She had Eirin Yagokoro create the Hourai Elixir with the help of Kaguya's power to control eternity which lead to her being exiled to Earth. After liking her life on Earth, she and Eirin choose to not go back to the Lunar Capital and resided for thousands of years in Eientei within the Bamboo Forest of the Lost that is now in Gensokyo. Kaguya first appeared as the true Stage 6 boss and one of the main antagonists of Imperishable Night.
Kaguya Houraisan by Bananafries™ July 28, 2025
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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