houseplaining 

When a house music track teaches you a lesson using samples. House likes to get a little preachy, so be prepared to learn about style, what house music is, how to move, and other related topics.

Thank God for the houseplaining in "My House" - without it I'd never know how to find the key to the wiggly worm. See "My House" by Chuck Roberts on youtube.

houseplaining by yeahdog October 2, 2013

Houseplanting 

Overanalyzing or creating discontentment in relationships, friendships, life, or other things when the actual cause of unhappiness is similar to the needs of a houseplant, like not getting enough Vitamin D or drinking enough water.

Jamie: Did you hear that Gary was really sad today? Apparently life isn't serving him all that well after all.
Oliver: He's just houseplanting. Get him some food and a nap and he'll be fine.

Houseplanting by boughs.of.folly April 28, 2021

hotsplaining 

A person who is hot/ on tik tok or youtube/ who explains basic things that most of the population didn't listen to in school, yet most of us already know, so we dont fucking care. we already know, shutup already

OMG THIS TIK TOK GIRL EXPLAINED THIS BASIC CONCEPT OF HOW SEX IS A DRIVING FORCE IN BIOLOGICAL CREATURES.

Yeah... i know....shes just hotsplaining it to you because you're dumb and only listen to tits

hotsplaining by Azraelz January 26, 2023