An alternative to cuffing season for those who couldn’t find anyone. Facing the holiday season alone becomes grimreality, and as desperation sets in family events become potential dating scenes
A girl who is sometimes hot, depending on the time of the year. Often this includes chicks with very pale skin, who are only hot during the summer when they are tan; or slightly fat girls who are ugly when they show skin
"'Anne the Beast' is one of those people who's hot when she isn't all pale and disgusting"
"Yeah, she's seasonally hot!"
"I like her more when she doesn't show skin"
"You're right, she's seasonally hot"
Hoseasons are faggots. They're always short as fuck although they may say they will grow, they will not. Despite having the mental iq of a mole rat they always have something to say. Hoseasons are lovable creatures and if u find one never let her go, although u might lose her due to how short she is.