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Hot_Milfy_Mom 

A spry and vivacious milf with a youthfulness belying her years. She who possesses the milfy fluff, from which milfy cream may be churned. A jaded girl, yearning for companionship, hiding behind thick-rimmed glasses and a coy--albeit sexy--smile.
Show feet bb! No armpit, 1000 tokens! Cat on head bb!
Thus spake Hot_Milfy_Mom
Hot_Milfy_Mom by CaptainStupendous November 26, 2011

Hot_Milfy_Mom 

A Hot_Milfy_Mom is an untamable mythical god who rains down Milfy Milk. Milfy milk has the capabilities of pruducing diamonds when soaked into tokens. A hot_Milfy_Mom can be found seducing men all around the world with her every move and word, with the utmost reserve of Lohan-ness.
Black rimmed glasses, sexy primal cat lingerie, neon panties, rockin thongs, luscious goods, Hot, Milfy, Mom, Cougar, Sexy, Hot_Milfy_Mom
Hot_Milfy_Mom by bret21 November 25, 2011

Hot_Milfy_Mom 

Hot_Milfy_Mom is the C.E.O. of Milfy Creams Incorporated. Which delivers such fine products as cream of wheat, cream of mushroom, creamed corn, cream cheese, and ice cream. All made with 100% Milfy Cream.

The burrow between the legs of Hot_Milfy_Mom has become home to a lone meerkat, which stands erect when excited.
Hot_Milfy_Mom makes the hottest cereal of them all.
Hot_Milfy_Mom by RealChocolateHobo November 27, 2011

Hot Milk 

A classic phrase used amoungst the underground jazz cliques and elitists between the 1960's and the 2000's meaning, basically an affirmation of jive, an "excellent matter of fact" or "you definately dig" and "brother, that jive is funky fresh" James Brown knew about the hot milk and what it sounded like.
"Yo funky brotha man you dig?"
"HOT MILK..That is some HOT MILK my brotha'"
Hot Milk by Jazzyjessification January 24, 2014

Hot Milk 

Person: want my hot milk?
Other person: yes please dad
Hot Milk by Exploding Kitten July 8, 2018

Hot Milk Hour 

A time after 12 am that you expose your friends for weird things they do, or a lie that they just told.
Friend 1: Why did you just tell them I pee my bed?

Friend 2: because it’s hot milk hour.
Hot Milk Hour by Sakuraii September 18, 2021