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Hot_Milfy_Mom 

A spry and vivacious milf with a youthfulness belying her years. She who possesses the milfy fluff, from which milfy cream may be churned. A jaded girl, yearning for companionship, hiding behind thick-rimmed glasses and a coy--albeit sexy--smile.
Show feet bb! No armpit, 1000 tokens! Cat on head bb!
Thus spake Hot_Milfy_Mom
Hot_Milfy_Mom by CaptainStupendous November 26, 2011
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Hot_Milfy_Mom 

A Hot_Milfy_Mom is an untamable mythical god who rains down Milfy Milk. Milfy milk has the capabilities of pruducing diamonds when soaked into tokens. A hot_Milfy_Mom can be found seducing men all around the world with her every move and word, with the utmost reserve of Lohan-ness.
Black rimmed glasses, sexy primal cat lingerie, neon panties, rockin thongs, luscious goods, Hot, Milfy, Mom, Cougar, Sexy, Hot_Milfy_Mom
Hot_Milfy_Mom by bret21 November 25, 2011

Hot_Milfy_Mom 

Hot_Milfy_Mom is the C.E.O. of Milfy Creams Incorporated. Which delivers such fine products as cream of wheat, cream of mushroom, creamed corn, cream cheese, and ice cream. All made with 100% Milfy Cream.

The burrow between the legs of Hot_Milfy_Mom has become home to a lone meerkat, which stands erect when excited.
Hot_Milfy_Mom makes the hottest cereal of them all.
Hot_Milfy_Mom by RealChocolateHobo November 27, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026