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1. A mythical beast who is half-man, half-horse, and prone to kleptomania. One may only hear the clattering of hooves and see the swishing of his tail around a corner before you realize that your stuff is gone.

2. A term of exasperation used when something goes awry.
1. Where's my ipod? (clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop), (swish). Oh goddamnit! Horseman took it.

2. If you knock over your beer on the table, not only wasting your beer but getting the table wet as well, and forcing you to go get a towell to clean it up while being ridiculed by your peers, you might be prone to yell out.... HORSEMAN!
by walrusjuice January 10, 2007
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In New Zealand Hip Hop, a Horseman is an individual who is capable of consuming extremely large quantities of alcohol.
"There's no drink limits,
And no-one to enforce it
We don't take little sips
We fuckin' horse it."
by aotearawstyle June 04, 2005
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