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horseman 

1. A mythical beast who is half-man, half-horse, and prone to kleptomania. One may only hear the clattering of hooves and see the swishing of his tail around a corner before you realize that your stuff is gone.

2. A term of exasperation used when something goes awry.
1. Where's my ipod? (clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop), (swish). Oh goddamnit! Horseman took it.

2. If you knock over your beer on the table, not only wasting your beer but getting the table wet as well, and forcing you to go get a towell to clean it up while being ridiculed by your peers, you might be prone to yell out.... HORSEMAN!
horseman by walrusjuice December 11, 2008

horseman 

A man with the genitals of a horse.
Nice bulge, horseman
horseman by Carrmichael May 13, 2005

Horseman 

A bad gambler who always loses and is always down on his luck and appearance
Look at that horseman, he’s got the arse right out of his strides, the poor prick couldn’t pick his nose to save himself!!
Horseman by Double Doubles May 2, 2021

Horseman Dash 

When you have a few seconds to get a bet on before the race starts.
Look at the Sweater doing the Horseman Dash to get his bet on. I hope he loses the lot the Dog Starver.
Horseman Dash by Double Doubles September 1, 2018

Horseman effect 

I never thought that i would get hit by the Horseman effect.
Horseman effect by Bad.elevate September 11, 2022

Bojack Horseman 

The best animated show ever. Starring with Will Arnett playing the main character the Bojack Horseman, a selfish horse with drug addict and alcohol problems and dark sense of humor with total apathy to other people. The show pretty much shows how he ruins everything because of his self destructive character and because he is a celebrity he can get away with it. The show also focuses on how deeply fake Hollywood is and makes a satire on celebrities while also focusing on such issues as depression and self expression.
Person1: Have you seen Bojack Horseman?

Person2: Yeah! It's the best show ever!