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Horse Pocket

A pocket where you keep your horse, primarily used in video games.
Rowan: Where do you keep your horse?
Ben: In my horse pocket... obviously. The pocket where I keep my horse
Rowan: So when you say horse pocket do you mean like a building or a carriage?
Ben: Yea, when I say pocket I obviously mean a building or carriage, what. No I mean a pocket, you know how your pants have those fabric pouches that you keep stuff in
Rowan: Yea the pocket where you put like your potions...
Ben: or a horse
Rowan: ... or your keys
Ben: or your horse
Rowan: Ben what do you mean HORSE POCKET
Ben: A pocket for your horse it's not a riddle
Rowan: Let me get this straight, you're talking about that one ton creature that we ride on, you put in the pocket on your thigh.
Ben: That's generally what I mean by horse pocket
Rowan: How do you put a horse in your pocket?
Ben: OK Rowan let me walk you through it it's a really tricky thing. First step: you get your hand, you know that fleshy thing at the end of your arm, put that in your pocket now pull out your horse
(Pulls out a horse)
Ben: Sweet... or should we still just go to the stables?
by SwampPuppy March 25, 2024
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Hose pocket

The body part used for storing the mans penis (AKA hose)
Rachelle is my hose pocket, I love storing my hose up in my girls crotch!
by The Hose Monster/ GirthZilla September 29, 2012
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court house hot pocket

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant
Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.
by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023
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pocket full of horses

from the song Little Red Corvette by Prince, meaning Trojan condoms
"She had a pocket full of horses, Trojans, some of them used,"
by twtcmaustin October 9, 2007
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horsepocket

Another name of asshole, that you can say around kids and no one will know what you mean.
Horse is another name for donkey aka ass
Pocket is a type of hole
Those children are being horsepockets.
by Teachersdrinktoo October 29, 2023
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