Horse Job 

A horse job is a sexual move done to either a girl or a guy. When a person is going down on another person, the person pleasuring does a motorboat move with their lips while exhaling loudly. This, of course, simulates a horse naaying. Thus a horse job.

Nic: Hey DJ! My girlfriend is out of town and I want a horse job really bad. Will you give me one.

DJ: Yeah of course, I love giving horse jobs.

while DJ is blowing nic he makes a very loud naying sound.

Nic: I'm sorry DJ but the HJ always makes me blow my load all over faces.

Horse Job by Izak P and DJ October 28, 2008

horse job 

A move in chess where you take the Knight and attack something else with it.

Give that guy a horse job!

horse job by stfubob July 30, 2007

hose job 

Metaphorical term for fucking someone, or fucking them over. A metaphor for a metaphor!

My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.

Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.

hose job by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

hose job 

(Noun) Any attempt that has resulted in utter failure.

If a friend seriously injures themself after yelling "Hey guys watch this!" it is considered to be a hose job.

hose job by Quackafella2 June 16, 2010

Hose Job 

When you suck your significant others genitals whilst they are urinating

"We were getting really freaky and she gave me a hose job"

Hose Job by SqueakyWindexBottle April 13, 2020

house job 

When your girlfriend cleans or tidies your messy living space without being asked to do so. An act of kindness similar to a hand job or blow job.

Friend 1: Man, you're place looks sweet. What's up, is your mother coming over?

Friend 2: Nah, Angel gave me a house job.

Friend 1: Wow, she's a keeper, man.

house job by Woodmont Willie July 23, 2010

horsejob

giving head to a penis so large, it could be considered a horse cock.

Yo dude I just gave this total hottie a horsejob!

horsejob by Gabbsters25 January 30, 2026