horsejob

giving head to a penis so large, it could be considered a horse cock.

Yo dude I just gave this total hottie a horsejob!

horsejob by Gabbsters25 January 30, 2026

Horse Job 

A horse job is a sexual move done to either a girl or a guy. When a person is going down on another person, the person pleasuring does a motorboat move with their lips while exhaling loudly. This, of course, simulates a horse naaying. Thus a horse job.

Nic: Hey DJ! My girlfriend is out of town and I want a horse job really bad. Will you give me one.

DJ: Yeah of course, I love giving horse jobs.

while DJ is blowing nic he makes a very loud naying sound.

Nic: I'm sorry DJ but the HJ always makes me blow my load all over faces.

Horse Job by Izak P and DJ October 28, 2008

horsegobble 

1. A word or phrase that means nothing or whose meaning is difficult to understand; Nonsense, poppycock, ballyhoo.

2. Hyperbole; a word or phrase that is meant as an exaggeration of the truth.

Don't listen to that horsegobble, it's not even close to the truth.

horsegobble by zebulondak March 8, 2017

Hosejob

Watering the plants in a friend's garden while he is on vacation.

Steve: Hey John, what are you doing today?

John: Oh, nothing special, just giving Mike a Hosejob.

Steve: You are doing what?!?!

John: Relax, relax. I'm just watering his plants...

Hosejob by cvdc_m July 12, 2010

horse job 

A move in chess where you take the Knight and attack something else with it.

Give that guy a horse job!

horse job by stfubob July 30, 2007