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Horny bastard 

A person who wants to fuck everything and everyone
“Dude that sofa look kinda fuckable
“Ew you horny bastard
Horny bastard by Naniladlord October 9, 2020

Horny bastard 

Horny bastered is a title earned from your peers. If you are called a horny bastered it probably means YOUR SO FUCKING HORNY YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT,MAKING IT SO FUCKING obvious your trying to make some one your cum dumpster
Wow Bob your a Horny bastard tonight
Horny bastard by N_E_K October 31, 2016

Horny bastard 

A guy that don't have his own horn to toot, and don't have to toot his own horn. He might toot his boys horn though, if his boy brought a horn to toot over.
Jared was tooting Bobby's trombone yesterday. He's a horny bastard.

DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.
Horny bastard by Solid Mantis September 30, 2017

Horny Bastards 

The immature idiots in the morning Energy Academy class that gather round in a circle and share the nudes they have collected.
Look, it's the horny bastards trading nudes like pokemon cards again!
Horny Bastards by TheDude426 December 13, 2015

horny bastard 

Namely, Alexander Schussler. Attends school at Rutgers Newark and loves to do anything with an orafice. Craves sex and food 24/7.
That horny bastard will spread his cock milk on any bitch with 2 legs!
horny bastard by RU-Newark December 14, 2008

horny bastard 

a person who is too horny for their own good
Mike: Hey, have you seen that new movie about these two girls that get f...
Phil: Mike, your a horny bastard