9 definitions by N_E_K

glitter dick

Glitter dick is melting glue and glitter on your dick. Then you proceed to anal fuck someone of your own gender and ripping there ass to shreds.

Omg Tom shoved his glitter dick in Bob now he has blood stools every day

by N_E_K May 30, 2016

Colby

The skid of skidview

Damn Colby is the skid of skidview

by N_E_K May 1, 2018

Cum butter

Cum butter is when you make butter out of your cum usaly made the old fashion way.

Sam made his own cum butter

by N_E_K June 20, 2016

Cum roulette

Cum roulette is when you and a couple friends play Russian roulette with cum first to cum looses
And then bill Gates comes out of no where and anal fuck all of you until you bleed

The first one to cum is the looser

Omg me and bill played cum roulette last night

by N_E_K June 13, 2016

Cum cancer

Cum cancer is when your cum turns into a solid and permanent rash. It's called cum cancer because it occurs when someone cums on you, if they have the desise, that cum will make a permanent marke/tumor on the person's skin

Tom gave Alana cum cancer

by N_E_K June 13, 2016

Double-Pun-itration

When two people are making puns at the same time.

I was part of a"double-pun-itration" last night, it was awful.

by N_E_K July 30, 2016

Horny bastard

Horny bastered is a title earned from your peers. If you are called a horny bastered it probably means YOUR SO FUCKING HORNY YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT,MAKING IT SO FUCKING obvious your trying to make some one your cum dumpster

Wow Bob your a Horny bastard tonight

by N_E_K October 31, 2016