hornswaggered

surprised

i am absolutely hornswaggered

by slut4devin November 19, 2022

hornswaggled

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.

"Hornswaggled again!"

by emsiepants August 9, 2008

hornswaggled

1. A state of confusion.
2. Describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.

1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.

2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!

by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004

hornswagger dumpling whore

a person who is a whore/hoe but says, "Hornswagger dumpling!"

Rob: "The lady rejected me, hornswagger dumpling!"
Bob: Shut the fuck up, whore! You're suck a hornswagger dumpling whore!

by NoobingAroundTheUrban June 1, 2023

hornswaggled

to be robbed by a close friend unexpectadly

man, that nigga irkz horswaggled me last night fo that chronic sak

by nick April 19, 2004

hornswaggled

absolutely flabbergasted; in shock

"deftones is so mid."
"i'm absolutely hornswaggled. jaw-dropped. in shock. flabbergasted."

by luxeejoy November 7, 2022

Hornswaggled

When you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don't have time to make yourself look presentable.

"So I was out at Curley's last night and this guy bought me a Busch Light...so I figured I'd let him fuck my armpit"

"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"

by elky999 March 6, 2009