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hornswaggled
1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.
2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!
2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!
hornswaggled by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004
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Rob: "The lady rejected me, hornswagger dumpling!"
Bob: Shut the fuck up, whore! You're suck a hornswagger dumpling whore!
Bob: Shut the fuck up, whore! You're suck a hornswagger dumpling whore!
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Hornswaggled
When you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don't have time to make yourself look presentable.
"So I was out at Curley's last night and this guy bought me a Busch Light...so I figured I'd let him fuck my armpit"
"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"
"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"
Hornswaggled by elky999 March 6, 2009
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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