jerkwad

Noun. An asswipe.

"Whomever keeps cancelling my submissions before they are reviewed is a jerkwad."

by Electromagnetic Spectrum January 23, 2008

jerkwad

some creep that pisses on your socks while you sleep.

somebody pissed on my socks while i was asleep! hes a real jerkwad!

by lovingchrystal May 13, 2011

jerkwad

What emerges from ones pecker after masturbation especially after long abstinence.

Immortalized by the late great Bill Hicks, when he said he hadn't been laid in years. and what would emerge next time would be
like a wax dart.

by diverdan April 28, 2004

jerkwad

literally a wad of male ejaculate, released via masturbation (c.f. fuckwad)
usually used as a general term of contempt

Useless fucking jerkwad! Go home or at least get off the damned highway!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 11, 2017

Jerkwad

A Variation of Asswad. An asshole, unsavory character, cheapskate. Origin: Refence to a peice of Toilet paper used during Male Masturbation.

"God You're a Jerkwad Jerry."

"Stop being a cheap motel room Jerkwad Jerry and gimmie a dollar!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Jerkwad

A person so terrible that calling them a jerk would be insulting to jerks worldwide jerk

That jerkwad prank called me the other night

by Destiny's babychild July 04, 2015

JeRkWaD

1:(N)an annoying Jerk 2: (A) in an annoying way or a aggrivating way 3: (N) an A Jerk who iz obbsessive or someone who wont leave you alone 4: (N) a jerk bigger than a jerk

He was an annoying JeRkWaD

by Vampii007 February 05, 2010