hornless 

Opposite of horny.

You're really hornless today. Wow looks like she forgot her horns today..

hornless by EdgyCommunist February 22, 2017

hornless unicorn

1. A horse 2. Something trying to be more than it is. This is a popular phrase from Upright Citizen's Brigade Season 1 Episode 6 entitled: The Story of the Toad. The eager horse Harry believes that he is a magical hornless unicorn.

"I'm not a horse, I'm a hornless unicorn!"

hornless unicorn by Snarf77 November 1, 2006

hornless unicorn

This is when a girl, out of sheer anger, starts banging her head against a wall. Only, instead of a wall, it is another girl's vagina.

Whoah, Terrence made that girl so mad that she gave the hornless unicorn to everybody in Michigan. I wonder what he did.

hornless unicorn by pozzletoff September 4, 2005

Horness 

1: the space at the end of/actual end of the small intestine left after the appendix has been removed

2: the "knot" in the vas deferens/fallopian tubes after the procedure of having your "tubes tied".

Chicken Horness

Horness by KodeGreen August 21, 2011

hornness 

An overly extreme sex driven individual horny, sex driven

Your such a hornness my dogness.

hornness by Kurmus (ette) January 29, 2018

Horniess 

The state of being mentally tired and unable to type yet horny at the same time

The horniess is getting to me

Horniess by HORNIESS December 29, 2018

honless 

The thing is That Jess says she was instead of Homeless.

I am honless

honless by Kafloot November 27, 2024