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The word that Jess uses in replacement of the world “Homeless”
I am honless
honless by Kafloot November 27, 2024

Ned Holness 

Carlos Mencia's real name. Born in Honduras with a German father. Ned thinks because he was born near Mexico he has the right to call himself wetback and classify himself as "beaner." He is well known for ripping other people off and getting all the credit. He got his stage name from a comedy club because "it sounded more Mexican."

Nobody should watch his stupid show either, which is just rehashed sketches of other comedians jokes. I think he pays the audience to laugh. All he has going for him is his "controversial and edgy" material which I already heard from about a hundred different comics before hand.

Ned Holness is a hack and he fucking gives comedy a bad name. He rips people off and tries to be something he's not. Hopefully people will see the light and stop supporting him and he will lose all his money and have to be deported. He also announced on a radio show that he gave himself a nickname. What a fucking tool.

Joe Rogan recently handed Ned's ass to him and the video can be seen all over the internet. Finally someone has the balls to stand up to this fucking hack.
I fucking hate Ned Holness and so should you. He's a fucking thief, a hack, a loser, and he is not funny. I guarentee Ned has never spent one day living as a normal Mexican.

Ned, either apologize to the world and every struggling comedian that deserves that success you stole, or simply retire from ripping people and get a day job. Or you can move to Mexico and back up everything you say.

Oh yea if you don't believe a word I say, do some research for yourself.
Ned Holness by A fan of comedy February 20, 2007
The act of not having a hoe.
"I felt bad, I was hooking up with Aubrey while Mike Clark was hoeless as ussual."
hoeless by David Leee January 12, 2007

Hoeless Romantic 

A Hoeless romantic is someone who wants true love from the opposite or same sex so bad yet they have no sex appeal so they are so used to getting turned down from any & everybody due to lack of confidence. They never have anyone to call or even to flirt with meaning they are completely hoeless and no one would ever want to date someone without at least one hoe. This person just loves the idea of love with someone but as long as they are hoeless they are hopeless & sit alone at a dinner table imagining romance that they will never attain.
He is always talking about wanting a relationship but no one is attracted to him." Well i guess he will forever be a Hoeless Romantic.
Hoeless Romantic by AshDgaf March 18, 2021
a person with no hoes
mili: he’s so hoeless!
person: wow :(
hoeless by anonymous December 15, 2020

hornless unicorn

1. A horse 2. Something trying to be more than it is. This is a popular phrase from Upright Citizen's Brigade Season 1 Episode 6 entitled: The Story of the Toad. The eager horse Harry believes that he is a magical hornless unicorn.
"I'm not a horse, I'm a hornless unicorn!"
hornless unicorn by Snarf77 November 1, 2006
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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