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dirty dog dogness 

When your girl sleeps with your brother
I was a dirty dog then you went and did dirty dog dogness, with my brother.
dirty dog dogness by macaronni69 December 3, 2021
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doxness card 

A lulzy term for business card. A doxness card contains nearly all the necessary personal information of a person needed to order him pizzas, catering services, escorts, tow trucks and other wonderful services.
John: Hey I got that douchebag's doxness card!
Mark: Heheheh lets order that bitch some pizzas bro!
doxness card by T3HHYENAS May 26, 2011
Dat donness iz doin' it bigg pimpin da man dem.
donness by Donness July 6, 2005
The Boss, The Shit, The Queen, The Fuckin Daddy Of Queen Bosses.
Im The Doness Of This City.
doness by Donesss_ September 2, 2017

dogsession 

severe obsession with dogs
unwarranted love of dogs (sometimes more then with partner)
She is has dogsession. I heard she divorced her husband to have more space for her dogpanions.
dogsession by santttta April 6, 2010
A female dog. A euphemism or alternative for the technical use of "bitch." Comes from, like, the 17th century or something.
Rick: "Ow! Son of a doggess!"
Dissension: "...Um, what?"
Rick: "Seriously, they're really nice, I don't know why they're used for swears."
Doggess by ToboeWolf June 5, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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