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horned honey 

While having sexual intercourse, the man pulls his penis out and quickly dips it in the honey jar, then re-inserts his penis in his partner, completing the Horned Honey.
While engaging in sexual relations, Lawrence decided he needed to sweeten things up, so he grabbed the honey jar and gave Sally the Horned Honey.
horned honey by SkippyD March 8, 2019
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Hornet Honey 

The sticky goodness found on the sheets after you get the stinger.
Oh man he/she just lapped up all the hornet honey!
Hornet Honey by Andrew Cilley Nuts September 18, 2019
Of exceptional quality or beauty, or otherwise acute, intense, or effective. Used briefly in Southern California youth culture in the late 70's and early 80's, possibly among the skater community.
That bike is honed. That jump was completely honed.
Honed by DougWare June 19, 2017
When a player on a video game gets owned hard.
Either with a head shot or another type of ownage.
honed by Spikey James April 10, 2006
when one is hyper and stoned at the same time. Various reasons could be one just drank too much of an energy drink and is acted stoned, although is not truly stoned and the other is the person is just hyper and actually stoned.
Yo, you are so honed right now man.
honed by Theman1337 August 27, 2006

honed out 

The act of extreme intercourse in which the female begins to vocalize deep guttural moans.
Bro I honed out that chick at the bar.
honed out by DefnotOM March 10, 2022

Honed twig 

An insult used by 45 year old British men believed to mean as useless as sharpened twig.
I cant believe we teamed with you, you honed twig.
Honed twig by Twig muncher August 27, 2025
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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