"That is complete horlicks"
by Comical Ali (The British one...) June 28, 2003

1.An act or display of affection performed on a promiscuous woman, or lady of the night. - Horlicks.
2.Allegedly also known to be (loosely) based on a well loved night time beverage according to legend, associated with giants.
2.Allegedly also known to be (loosely) based on a well loved night time beverage according to legend, associated with giants.
"The sleepy man displayed his affection, before turning in and going to bed with a mug full of horlicks."
by Hill Arious December 15, 2012

by MikeKeane1690 January 15, 2019

by IM DA MAN June 01, 2009

The wank you have before you go to bed, so you fall straight to sleep.. similar to a mug of horlicks.
by upton32 February 24, 2011

Horlicksed....
Same as bullocksed. Fucked up.
First uttered by an English MP during parliament and used to discribe that something was fucked, or messed, up.Subsequently this MP was threatened with a lawsuit for bringin the name in Ill repute as this is a kids choclate drink i am told.
Same as bullocksed. Fucked up.
First uttered by an English MP during parliament and used to discribe that something was fucked, or messed, up.Subsequently this MP was threatened with a lawsuit for bringin the name in Ill repute as this is a kids choclate drink i am told.
by David Sumpton January 12, 2005
