Horlicksed 

Horlicksed....
Same as bullocksed. Fucked up.
First uttered by an English MP during parliament and used to discribe that something was fucked, or messed, up.Subsequently this MP was threatened with a lawsuit for bringin the name in Ill repute as this is a kids choclate drink i am told.

Don't horlicks it up man.
Thats just horlicks.

Horlicksed by David Sumpton January 12, 2005

Horlicks Wank

The wank you have before you go to bed, so you fall straight to sleep.. similar to a mug of horlicks.

Horlicks Wank

Horlicks Wank by upton32 February 24, 2011

Horlicks 

Messing something up

"I've made a complete horlicks of it mummy."

Horlicks by MikeKeane1690 January 15, 2019

horlicks 

Bollocks

Also a hot drink to make you sleep...

"That is complete horlicks"

horlicks by Comical Ali (The British one...) June 28, 2003

horlicks 

1.An act or display of affection performed on a promiscuous woman, or lady of the night. - Horlicks.

2.Allegedly also known to be (loosely) based on a well loved night time beverage according to legend, associated with giants.

"The sleepy man displayed his affection, before turning in and going to bed with a mug full of horlicks."

horlicks by Hill Arious December 15, 2012