horfos

worlds worst guy who is free all the time

hey is that horfos ?

yeah he is a chutiya uk

by Tejashhhhh June 20, 2021

horfos

Worlds best guy, and shareef af

Look its horfos the legend

by Horfos June 22, 2021

Horoscope

Bullshit

Horoscope isn't real

by Dat🅱️oi March 21, 2020

horoscope

A bunch of hokey pokey witchcraft made up by hippies.

There goes Madison again, reading her stupid horoscope for the day.

by Bobby Freakin Hill April 23, 2017

Horrosh

When something is so completely Horrible and Atrocious that you don't know what word to use first in response, and both words come out of your mouth at the same time because you're horrified by what you just heard/saw...that is Horrosh.

That new Kanye song is totes Horrosh.

Kanye and Kim are totes Horrosh.

by LRose7 June 11, 2015

horoscope

A load of horseshit.

My Facebook friends spam my news feed with horoscopes and I just want to punch them in the face

by Falsifications August 20, 2016

horoscope

A vague and nonspecific prediction of the future.

What you might find in your horoscope:

"You are somewhat tall"

"You will meet someone today and they will seem nice"

What you will not find in your horoscope:

"Today you will find out you are adopted, if not today then it is only a matter of time. Seriously, you look nothing like your so-called "parents." You will also lose your job, and an unspecified limb."

"Men in masks will break in to your home and force you to play trivial pursuit, the fact that they seem to get all the easy questions will irk you. Make ready, you will soon be called upon to defend the entire species from certain destruction."

by The Definitionizer December 9, 2006