When something is so completely Horrible and Atrocious that you don't know what word to use first in response, and both words come out of your mouth at the same time because you're horrified by what you just heard/saw...that is Horrosh.

That new Kanye song is totes Horrosh.

Kanye and Kim are totes Horrosh.

Horrosh by LRose7 June 11, 2015

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A load of horseshit.

My Facebook friends spam my news feed with horoscopes and I just want to punch them in the face

horoscope by Falsifications August 20, 2016

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A vague and nonspecific prediction of the future.

What you might find in your horoscope:

"You are somewhat tall"

"You will meet someone today and they will seem nice"

What you will not find in your horoscope:

"Today you will find out you are adopted, if not today then it is only a matter of time. Seriously, you look nothing like your so-called "parents." You will also lose your job, and an unspecified limb."

"Men in masks will break in to your home and force you to play trivial pursuit, the fact that they seem to get all the easy questions will irk you. Make ready, you will soon be called upon to defend the entire species from certain destruction."

horoscope by The Definitionizer December 9, 2006

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