hornosis 

A disease that causes the infected person to be extremely horny all the time. The person will hang out around Curves and masturbate in the alley, almost as if possessed. Most money is spent on trinkets, flowers, and drinks for strangers in an attempt to get the target back to their home to watch a movie. Constant bathroom breaks. Any attention is good attention, and despite the size of the pants, they always fit extremely tightly. Wet spots left behind in seats, and a complete rejection of standing sometimes. Panting, and a lack of standards are also commonplace. Also known by its street name Hornstrosity, which can also be used as a noun. Treated by Dibido, which actually increases the horny if taken with wine or snorted.

Poor Steve, ever since he came down with that hornosis all he has been doing is watching 80s exercise videos and hanging out at rest stops.

Man, I am going to ask Tanya out, rumor is she is a total Hornstrosity and i need to get after that before they put her on Dibido.

hornosis by Jack Lalane February 22, 2010

Hornoise 

"Hornoise" is a french slang word that is used to describe a feeling of being horny and maybe a little angry, sad, melancholic or so. It is similar to the slang word "Hangry" but it is broader and has a more individual meaning depending on the persons sexual or care needs. The is usually used in a careful manner and mostly in close-knit friendship groups as only the people who know you closely will also understand what "being hornoise" means to the person expressing it.

Rumour has it that this term has first been used at a Faggoteria, a gathering that was held in Switzerland to collectively celebrate all kinds of faggoteries, slutteries, shenaniganseries and other naughty things.

"Je suis trés hornoise!"
"Tonight I feel a bit hornois, do you feel like cuddling with me?"
"Luckily we got our amazing faggot friends to calm our inner hornoisie"
"The faggots and their friends were always hooking up with each other, transforming their inner hornoisie into revolutionary energy"

Hornoise by cristlzblue May 3, 2023

Hip- Hopnosis

some crap created by an illuminati conspirator who can not accept reality. it is the beliefs hip hop can control you although its just obsessive behavior by a lunatic

Will "Kanyes new album causes hip- hopnosis"
Alissa "Wow youre insane"

Hip- Hopnosis by IlluminatiAintReal December 21, 2010

Hip-Hopnosis 

When hip-hop artists send you subliminal messages in their music, convincing you to idolize them, and almost worship them.

illuminati might use hip-hopnosis to convince you to listen.

Hip-Hopnosis by Illuminati-TheTruth November 25, 2010