horoscope

A load of horseshit.

My Facebook friends spam my news feed with horoscopes and I just want to punch them in the face

by Falsifications August 20, 2016

astral cucking

When you're having sex and you astral project so you can watch from a distance while your physical form and your partner go to town

Remember when Doctor Strange and Christine are in the hospital and he's dying and she's using the defibrilator on him while his astral form fights Kaecilius? Imagine that but Strange and Christine are bumping uglies and Strange is watching from the mirror dimension. That's astral cucking for ya.

"Hey girl imma fuck you so good you go into the dark dimension"

by Falsifications January 31, 2020

pusi

The object found on people who don't have penises (and is located where the penis would be). It looks like a concave slit, and is used mainly for reproductive purposes.

Pink Guy: gibe de pusi b0ss

by Falsifications August 19, 2016

bone spur

What you conveniently have to get out of the Vietnam War.

Military: You gotta serve donald
Donald: I can't I have bone spurs, they're getting pretty bigly
Military: ok

by Falsifications May 24, 2018

loud nigra

When you're boning a lady and you orgasm, letting out a thirty-second long primal scream, like OG Mudbone does.

Fred: Dude, we fucked so hard last night.
Peter: Did you go loud nigra on her ass?
Fred: You bet I did.

by Falsifications June 30, 2016

/dn

Short for "Deez Nuts." Used to mock tone indicators.

Person 1: Can you please start using tone indicators so people can understand you better over text? /gen /srs
Person 2: Ok /dn

by Falsifications June 16, 2021