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hosebait 

An individual or organization that is not worth the time you spent reading this definition; akin to douche bag or queerbait. Alludes to an individual with a propensity to wantonly attract a specific male member (hence the hose). Can be used well when shouting in traffic, describing people that obviously didn't get the ubiquitous memo, or in any appropriate expression of displeasure or poor taste.
"Shoot me in the face. This hosebait in the LeBaron can't effing drive."
"J.J. Redick is one crazay hosebait."
hosebait by Maestro_ELD December 28, 2005
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The bait for the hoe - someone “the hoe” wants to hookup with or hookups regularly with.

Someone who can help further define “the hoe” as a hoe. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Not sure if my hoebait is DTF, but he’s hot AF and I wanna sit on his face.
hoebait by gummiklereb0 April 7, 2019

hypebaiting 

companies that hype people up for something but never releases the wanted product in the final date,
hey josh, don't follow the steamdeck twitter account, they're probably hypebaiting
hypebaiting by murdoclovemail November 10, 2021
a person who has been analy raped by a penis many a time.
Bitches in jail are often hoebaits by a man named tyrone.
hoebait by whitechild August 4, 2004