hopebagel

a very yummy bagel that gives you large amounts of hope.
Can also refer to someone who is adorable, a cute hopeful little bagel that you want to hug and protect

The hopebagels he baked tasted really good

awwww i love my little hopebagel so much

by madeleine chan November 22, 2021

Hope Bagel

A Hope Bagel is a no ordinary bagel, it has been touched wholesomely by thy Nagito Komaeda aka " big hope daddy ".After every 69 years, A hope bagel is born by its maker, Nagito Komaeda.It is made by getting Hajime's limbs and blending them with " the big hope " and is poured into a fine bagel batter, then its is baked at 711 degrees.And boom, a none like any other, Hope Bagel.

person A: Look, its thy Hope bagel, mother! Person B: why are you this way.

by yourfriendlypansexual November 16, 2020

Hoebagel

a hoe/slut/whore/hooker whos legs are constantly spread open all the time that theres an ever present hole, like there is in a bagel.

Man look at that girl she is such a hoebagel, sleeping with all those men. It's like her legs are never closed

by Always Laughing January 1, 2011

hoebagslutfacebitchmotherfucker

hoe bag slut face bitch mother fucker

holly is a hoebagslutfacebitchmotherfucker, sometimes

by hoebagslutfacebitchmotherfucker April 9, 2004

hoebagslutface

a curvacious brunette that everyone loves to hate.

Diana is a hoebagslutface

by gillianwass December 27, 2008

Hopebag

Function: noun; Etymology: a portmanteau of "hope"--a key phrase in the 2008 United States presidential campaign--and the slang term "ho-bag"; Definition: A woman with an unnatural, possibly romantic interest with US Senator and President, Barrack Obama.

"Thanks to the hopebag vote, the US is currently lead by a handsome imperialistic warmonger instead of an old and disfigured imperialistic war monger." "The Hopebag who lives across the street glued Obama's face over the face of her ex-boyfriend in all her scrapbook photos."

by Shepard Fairee December 1, 2009

hobagel

A terms of endearment for someone/something of questionable history that has redeeming qualities.

Examples could be anything from a slutty friend with a heart of gold to a very old yiddish bread product that has been sitting out on the table far too long. Is it mold or was it always that color? Probably tasted good when you first got it. Pity but it's still a hobagel.

by autropos August 1, 2007