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This little Hoopsna fliffy flaffer can lick on my balls
by Florfer Gorfer May 3, 2021
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HoopState

A term referring to the state of North Carolina's dominance in the sport of basketball from the high school to collegiate level.

Examples of schools: North Carolina, Duke, NC State, Wake Forest, Davidson College

Examples of players: Michael Jordan, James Worthy, David Thompson, Chris Paul, John Wall, Stephen Curry
"I swear, the best basketball comes from the Hoopstate"
by beachgalloway February 19, 2019
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Hoopstank

Hoopstank is yet another creative word for marijuana. Can be used in place of marijuana in any instance.
Yo nigga, be sure to pick up some of dat hoopstank on ya way ova, ya heard?
by acfnigga April 15, 2009
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Hoopstat

a drunken word used to piss off friends... it deprives from the common T9 word form of texting with a drunk text influence.. originally the word was suppost to be "important" but later on was changed to anger friends and boyfriends and girl friends
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Ashley sends text to Cody

"im with riley something hoopstat just happend"

Cody: whats hoopstat?

Ashley: i dunno

Cody: FUCKING tell me already

Riley sends cody a text saying

"hey cody me and ashley are hoopstating"
by big boyer May 27, 2009
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Hoopsnake

Hoopsnakes are dangerous snakes native to Australia. Commonly found in bushland and the outback, Hoopsnakes are NOT lethal, but are still dangerous when confronted. Although usually quite timid animals, Hoopsnakes have been known to chase down and attack animals and humans during their breeding period. If bitten by the Hoopsnake, headaches, vomiting, and temporary blindness and paralysis may occur.

What makes the Hoopsnake different from other snakes in the world is their ability to to roll, in a way much like a wheel or hula-hoop (hence the name, Hoopsnake). They bite onto their tail, which is very thick and callused, and use their strengthened spines to roll into a circular shape and roll around. Using this method, the Hoopsnake can reach up to 60km/h.

Although lots is known about the Hoopsnakes, they are not not very well known as they should be. They were never featured on any of Steve Irwin's television programs or his movies, which is quite disappointing. The Hoopsnake is a beautiful creature which deserves to be known throughout the world.
There is no definite breeding season with Hoopsnakes, as they breed year round. A female Hoopsnake will find a new mate every year. Couples only breed once a year, with the female laying around 10 to 15 eggs in a batch. On average, only 8 survive, due to the Hoopsnake being the main food source of eagles and hawks.

Hoopsnakes feed on small marsupials such as biblies, mice, rats and quolls. Baby hoopsnakes often eat crickets and other small insects. Hoopsnakes live around 8 years, and in their life time have been known to grow up to 1.5 metres long. They range from a light, olive green to a darker black in colour, depending on the age. This is why it is extremely difficult to identify the Hoopsnake, because the colours are so different.

Bazza: Mate! Saw a Hoopsnake the other day, almost hit it in me Holden - bloody beautiful creature!

Davo: Bloody oath!
by aussiebro November 13, 2011
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Hoopstar

Someone who spends all of his or her life trying to reach the top, without any regard to anyone or anything that gets in the way.

***or***

Someone who wants recognition for something that is pretty meaningless in comparrison to the negative effects caused by the actions of an individual.

In a nutshell: A person who achieves very little by destroying a lot, and expects praise - (often gets it by the ignorant individuals among us).
'I heard Jimmy won the Gold medal in the 2012 olympics!, what a guy!',

'dude, he baught that on ebay, its made of tin'
'geez, what a hoopstar!'
by xDoubleZer00x March 22, 2010
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hoopslam

(verb) to hoopslam is to perform the act of anal intercourse
(noun) the act of anal intercourse.
(verb)"Man, Cindy is so hot. I'm gonna hoopslam her."

"What are you guys doing in there? Hoopslammin?"

(noun)"I still have a bad hoopslam injury"
by T-Money Sexington January 14, 2011
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