Hoopsnake 

Hoopsnakes are dangerous snakes native to Australia. Commonly found in bushland and the outback, Hoopsnakes are NOT lethal, but are still dangerous when confronted. Although usually quite timid animals, Hoopsnakes have been known to chase down and attack animals and humans during their breeding period. If bitten by the Hoopsnake, headaches, vomiting, and temporary blindness and paralysis may occur.

What makes the Hoopsnake different from other snakes in the world is their ability to to roll, in a way much like a wheel or hula-hoop (hence the name, Hoopsnake). They bite onto their tail, which is very thick and callused, and use their strengthened spines to roll into a circular shape and roll around. Using this method, the Hoopsnake can reach up to 60km/h.

Although lots is known about the Hoopsnakes, they are not not very well known as they should be. They were never featured on any of Steve Irwin's television programs or his movies, which is quite disappointing. The Hoopsnake is a beautiful creature which deserves to be known throughout the world.

There is no definite breeding season with Hoopsnakes, as they breed year round. A female Hoopsnake will find a new mate every year. Couples only breed once a year, with the female laying around 10 to 15 eggs in a batch. On average, only 8 survive, due to the Hoopsnake being the main food source of eagles and hawks.

Hoopsnakes feed on small marsupials such as biblies, mice, rats and quolls. Baby hoopsnakes often eat crickets and other small insects. Hoopsnakes live around 8 years, and in their life time have been known to grow up to 1.5 metres long. They range from a light, olive green to a darker black in colour, depending on the age. This is why it is extremely difficult to identify the Hoopsnake, because the colours are so different.

Bazza: Mate! Saw a Hoopsnake the other day, almost hit it in me Holden - bloody beautiful creature!

Davo: Bloody oath!

Hoopsnake by aussiebro November 13, 2011

Hoopsnake 

To attempt to perform fellatio on ones self.

"Steve was too drunk to play guitar so the band told him they were not going to pay him unless he entertained the crowd. He went up and attempted to hoopsnake on the stage".

Hoopsnake by Monkeyfuss July 12, 2012

HoopState 

A term referring to the state of North Carolina's dominance in the sport of basketball from the high school to collegiate level.

Examples of schools: North Carolina, Duke, NC State, Wake Forest, Davidson College

Examples of players: Michael Jordan, James Worthy, David Thompson, Chris Paul, John Wall, Stephen Curry

"I swear, the best basketball comes from the Hoopstate"

HoopState by beachgalloway February 19, 2019

PoopSnake 

A creature first found in Alaska. It is a cryptid that is known to crawl up the anus of innocent victims who go into stationary outhouses of the United States wilderness, more specifically the tongas national forest. It was previously know as a mythological creature to scare children from staying in the outhouse too long until the poopsnake incidents of 1998. Since then, there has been many encounters with young people involving a poop snake. While it is not deadly, it crawls into your ass and creates a tape worm.

Chad: watch out for the poopsnake in the outhouse
Frank: yeah I head this one was particularly notorious for the fecal reptiles
Kevin: I need to take a shit, I don’t give a shit about the warnings I’d rather shit in an outhouse.

*kevin* gets invaded by a poopsnake*
Kevin says: “this is worse than that sim ester I spent in catholic school”

PoopSnake by John Baptiste la trace May 17, 2022

Poopsnake 

When you perform anal sex on a woman (or man I guess) and you let your cock sit there in her ass for a few minutes. After you think enough she is relaxed you pull out real quick releasing the poopsnake, thus embarrasing the stupid ho.

I gave Laura the poop snake last night, she crapped all over herself.

Poopsnake by Spider Man January 5, 2004

homesnakes 

Close buddies, especially in the case of white guys. Derived from fractured slang terms homiesor homeboys.

From SNL Season 25: Episode 13: "And just because we are homesnakes, I throw in free, complimentary windshield wiper fluid."

homesnakes by PGizzle March 5, 2007

Hoop Snake 

An australian snake that curls itself into a hoop so that it can chase after prey at high speeds by rolling. If stepped on, loop snakes will also chase after people at terrifying speeds. Deadly.

Help! Help! There's a hoop snake after me!

Hoop Snake by Alex Mackay May 1, 2004