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Hoopscotch 

Hoopscotch is a game played by internet celebrity Jimberly and is his third favorite activity, right behind eating chocolate covered bacon and feeding his hamster Winston. The term was first seen in his 9th birthday shout out on a local news show.
Jimberly turns 9 today, he enjoys eating chocolate covered bacon, feeding his hamster Winston, and playing Hoopscotch with his friends.
Hoopscotch by TCharlie January 10, 2011
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This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore 

a reference to an act or attitude deemed to be of low or amateur quality, when in fact a higher caliber action is required.

A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".
After losing three straight games, Brad was upset and addressed the team during practice telling them, "This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore guys."

Hopscotch 

When a guy or girl has their way with a sex partner then moves on to the next.

*Hopscotchin does include protected sex.
If your not using protection your HOTscotchin.
Yoo! I went Hopscotchin with some chicks last night, I told her to let me hopscotch and she didnt have any problems with it.

myspace.com/jovanos. Check out the song called "Hopscotchin" for a clear example
Hopscotch by Jovanos January 31, 2009

Triple-Dick Hopscotch

Can be used to describe something of which nothing is more gay than. Adding more dicks to the hopscotch does not increase the level of gayness, as nothing can be gayer.
After getting hit with a blue shell at the end of the last lap in Mario Kart, the player exclaims: "Fuck! This shit is as gay as triple-dick hopscotch!"

Portland Hopscotch

This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.
Ex: Jeff's leg will heal but the pictures of him doing the Portland Hopscotch are priceless.

Hoopascotchie 

(Hoopa-Scotch-e) Definition: A really hard task
"Lets do this hoopascotchie!"
Hoopascotchie by Poopsweats April 29, 2022

hipscotch 

Being of a state of total absurdity.
Also may be used to describe suspicious characters.
hipscotch by holdenchild November 12, 2010