Fuck Me Hoops

Those big-ass hoop earring that skanky women wear. They are the second most common tell-tale sign that a woman is an easy fuck, right behind the tramp stamp.
Johnny wasted no time getting laid after his 6 month prison sentence. He walked up to the girl wearing the fuck me hoops, and bought her a PBR. The rest is His Story.
by Joe Caver April 29, 2009
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hoop me

To put the entirety of myself in your ass
He bob you can hoop me if you want
by Johnnybwoii June 01, 2017
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