hooksmaxxing

Hooksmaxxing is when a social media creator becomes dangerously obsessed with writing the perfect opening line for a post.

Symptoms include deleting 47 drafts, turning normal thoughts into dramatic life lessons, and believing every sentence should sound like it was whispered by a billionaire in a dark room.

Example:

“He was just posting about going for a walk, but after hooksmaxxing it became: ‘I took 3,000 steps today and realised why most founders fail.’”

LinkedIn creators have a special knack for this.

Bro spent 45 minutes hooksmaxxing a post about his morning walk and somehow turned it into “Most founders are one bad habit away from bankruptcy.”

hooksmaxxing by tas619 June 19, 2026

looksmaxxing 

The process of making yourself look better commonly used by incels.

Person 1: Richard Nixon started looksmaxxing.

Person 2: how? Did he finally start showering?

looksmaxxing by Dick-shin harry December 17, 2021

Looksmaxxing 

A way to make you, yourself, better has a person as in looks, such as skincare, haircare, etc..

Person 1: I have been looksmaxxing, what about you?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: It's over for you

Looksmaxxing by T0mB0y December 30, 2023

Looksmaxxing 

The art of maxxing your looks, often used by little kids who think that they will get into Mogwarts, but then realize that they haven't been mewing correct, and they have 12h+ screentime.

Person 1: I started looksmaxxing.
Person 2: Finally.

Looksmaxxing by exvinity022 January 29, 2024

looksmaxxing 

Looksmaxxing is an attempt at enhancing one's appearance by methods including getting a haircut and dressing nicely, taking steroids and working out, undergoing plastic surgery, or engaging in alternative techniques such as mewing to improve facial aesthetics.

"I am looksmaxxing right now"

looksmaxxing by hellooouuu February 9, 2024

Looksmaxxing 

The process of making yourself look better. This usually involves mewing or jelqing.

He started looksmaxxing to get the girl of his dreams.

Looksmaxxing by Looksmaxxer1909 March 3, 2024

Looksmaxxing 

The act of attempting to maximise one's looks and sexual market value, or SMV. This can be achieved through softmaxxing, for instance taking care of one's skin and hair, or through hardmaxxing, which typically involves getting dangerous facial surgery such as bimaxillary osteotomy, canthoplasty, orbital box osteotomy and jaw implants. Softmaxxing is an almost guaranteed to improve one's looks and is cheap, hardmaxxing tends to produce uncanny results and can make one look worse, and are more dangerous and expensive.

Looksmaxxing was created by involuntary celibates on now defunct forums and the still operational site, 4chan back in the late 2000's and early 2010's. It has recently received global mainstream attention on the internet due to its sudden rise in popularity on TikTok and YouTube from 2022-current.

Person 1: nigga you look musty and crusty asf you need to do some looksmaxxing ASAP

Person 2: i know i am gonna get OBO 10 inch LL surgery lefort 4 BSSO jaw implants rhinoplasty cheek implants autism removal surgery white skin transplant and penis implants and become turbo chad i am so high iq

Person 1: you are retarded you are just going to look uncanny and be 250000 dollars in debt. just rope honestly its so over

Looksmaxxing by Samueliscool223 March 5, 2024