hood karen

*rue voice* hood Karen grew up in a ghetto neighborhood. Each day she ate three spoons of canola oil & she still managed to be fat! Hood Karen didn’t grow up looking up to country club Karen’s. Mini hood Karen looked up to n-word saying black boys. Now… it’s her mission to take out anger on pretty 15 year old girls

person 1: hey hood Karen! I’m so happy you could make it… to our lake party… that we didn’t invite u to
Hood Karen: *repositions feet* *looks greeter up and down* *n-word*
Other person: woah
Person 1: dude that’s not very nice
Hood Karen: n-word
Person 2: dude my friends black. She’s actually really nice
Hood Karen: n-word n-word n-word
Person 1: k we’re gonna ask u to leave
Hood Karen: walks away while blasting fight song

hood karen by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022

HoodParents

A gamer tag used by kids that have downs syndrome, Tourettes, and autism. They usually hate xxtentacion and they are gay. They also have ADHD
Anxiety disorders
Allergies
Arachnoiditis
Asperger Syndrome
Asthma
Autism
Bipolar disorder
Brain injuries
Charcot-Marie-Tooth disease
Chronic fatigue syndrome
Chronic pain
Circadian rhythm sleep disorders
Coeliac Disease
Crohn's disease
Depression
Diabetes
Ehlers Danlos Syndrome
Endometriosis
Epilepsy
Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder (FASD)
Fibromyalgia
Food allergies
Fructose malabsorption
Hereditary Fructose Intolerance
Hyperhidrosis
Hypoglycemia
Inflammatory bowel disease
Interstitial cystitis
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Lactose Intolerance
Lupus
Lyme Disease
Major depression
Metabolic syndrome
Migraines
Multiple Sclerosis
Multiple Chemical Sensitivity
Myasthenia Gravis
Narcolepsy
Personality disorders
Primary immunodeficiency
Psychiatric disabilities
Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy
Repetitive stress injuries
Rheumatoid arthritis
Schnitzler's Syndrome
Schizophrenia
Scleroderma
Sjögren's Syndrome
Trigeminal Neuralgia
Spinal Disorders
Temporomandibular joint disorder
Transverse Myelitis
Ulcerative Colitis

Also, they hate Niggers.

Branden - Hey did you see that kid HoodParents?

Patrick - Yeah he is watching gay sex behind the trash can.

HoodParents by The Jew dispenser 420 March 17, 2019

Related Words

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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